love you !

comel kan ? ;D

M.A.N.G.L.I.S.H

I was just doing my Linguistics assignment and found out this . haha, it's so funny . just for laugh, no offense yaa ! :)

British English vs Malaysian English

(For a laugh. Thanks Huang for forwarding the following email:)

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below -

Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc:

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY

Britons: Excuse me, I’d like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don’t be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don’t recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I’d prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.
Malaysians: Don’t want la…

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I’m trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that….

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn’t the way to do it, here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don’t know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Celaka u

IN PARLIAMENT, THE QUESTION ON “BOCOR”

Briton: Where is the leak? I shall ask the Works Minister to look into it.
Malaysian: STUPID, STUPID, STUPID question. Where got “bocor” ?

so how ? Malaysians ? ... hahahahaa ! just laugh la wey !

isi. masa. lapang.

buhsan sunggoh hari ini.
lepas blaja, ade rehearsal untok esok.
perhimpunan profesionalisme pelajar dan pelancaran kad matriks.
but, i wanna share sumtin with u.
simple thing jer..

today is...

09.09.2009.

cumel la numbe tersbut.
tue je nk share.
hahahaa!!

esok kne pkai burok tersebut.
sangatlah burok bj tersebut.
eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

hawa suro buwat

Who is Number 1?:
dye....

Who is Number 2?:
arefe (sedang geram ngan dye!!)

Who is Number 3?:
adenin

Who is Number 4?:
maisarah

When did you last see 1?:
kt library. mase nek tangge. senyum senyam kt dye. naseb bek x jatuh tangge!!! jumaat. 21.08.2009.

What is your favorite thing about 4??
funny. tp, bijak!!!

Do you like 3?:
suke. mcm akak saye.

When did you talk to 2 last?:
mlm tadik. di ym. smbil gado. nk naek tren ke bus?? at last, bus!! hurh!!!

How do you know 2?:
sejak dlm prot ibu. ahahahaa!! via frenster. mase form 4.

What about 3?:
13.07.2009. di surau IPBA. di tepi pokok2. smsa solat asar.

Is 3 taken?:
ahah!! ntahla. xde skandal pown. ngan arefe je dye skandal. ahahha!!

Would 1 and 4 make a good couple?:
bodoh. dala numbe 4 ske no 1. x leyh xleyh!!!!!! hurhhhh!!!

Have you kissed any of your top 4?:
xde. dlm ym ade r. ahahahaha!!

If so, when did you kiss them last?:
x pnah kiss la.

Have you had sex with any of your top 4?:
Which ones?:
tidak. ahahaha!!


If you had sex with any of your top 4, when was the last time?:
ahahaha!! pagi tadik!!!!

Have any of your 4 seen you cry?:
yup. ofcoz la!!

Does 3 have siblings?:
yes2!

What would you do if you were locked in a hotel room with 3?:
ahaha! kami buat perkara yg sepatutnya.

What about 2?:
halau dye. campak melalui tingkap maybe????? ahaha! cian kamu ea adik!

Out of your top 4 who is better looking?:
maisarah. chantek, tp gle. ahahahaha!!!

Who is the funniest?:
smue. ehem2, syg, kamu funny kan?? kan kan kan??? ahahaha!!

Who do you like to talk to when you are feeling sad?:
2, 3 n 4 je. no 1, kamu duk diam diam oke!

Who was the last to send you a text message?:
adenin

Who did you talk to last in IM?:
adenin jgak.

Has 4 cussed ever cussed you out?:
she doesnt cussed.hahaha

Is 1 trustworthy?:
saya x knal dye. ahahahahaha!!!

How did you meet 2?:
via fs. hahahah!!

What is your favorite thing about each one? Describe in one word.:
1-kekasih khalayan saya!! hahahaa!!
2-crazy besty. ahahahaa!! adek saya!!
3-nie akak saye. culik lah!!!
4-crazy. bule dipercayai. hardworking. pndai. miang nk mampus (mas agus pown dye nak)

so, amek la klu nk bwat. ahahahaha!!!

hawa tagged saya lg

1. How old are you?
17 and 11 months..ahahahaa!!

2. Are you single?
mesti la!!

3. At what age do you think you'll get married?
i'm ready now! ahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!

4. Do you think you'll marrying the person you are with now?
ntah. no idea la........

5. If not, who do you want to marry?
of course a man, matured one haa.....

6. Who will be your bridesmaid & bestman?
bestman-arefe bridesmaid-adenin with flower gurls-(yg cumel sahaja ea..ahahahaa!!)

7. Do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
garden!!!

8. Where do you plan to go on honeymoon?
dlm umah sndri n Bali, Mauritious n pulau pulau. tingin nk tgk dolphin berenang renang...(bleyh ark?????)

9. How many guests do you think you'll invite?
ntah. yg pasti, smua sahabat dijemput, cikgu, jiran. kirela sndri. ahahahaha!!

10. Will that include your exes?
idk

11. How many layers of cake do you want?
8!!! smua dijemput mkn cake krna saya tak suka kek!!!

12. When do you want to get married, morning or evening?
nite la. baru best!!!!!

13. Name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding.
owh! MJ's songs! ahahahahahahahaa!!!

14. Do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon&fork?knife?
ntah. depends or my parents. ahahah. n fture husband gak r.

15. Champagne or red wine?
air tradisi, nira. ahahahahahahah!!!

16. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
sblom bleyh????? ahahahahahhaah!! nk kne blasah ngan mak aku. after la bhai.

17. Money or household items?
both. wajib!!!

18. How many kids would you like to have?
ahahaha!! ape punye jenis tag neyh. 3 is enough. x lrt nk branak. ngeriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! hhahahaha!!

19. Will you record your honeymoon in DVD/CD?
msti arr!!! nnt klu berjauhan, leyh tgk. nanges sorang2....ahaahhhaa!!!

19.1. Baju kahwin kaler?
pink!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha!!!

19.2. Kad kahwin?
kad kawen..hurm. x terpk lak! lpkai mulot x leyh kew?????????? ahahahahahaha!!

19.3 Wedding gift?
tv plasma, kete mercedes ke..bonglo kew.

19.4 Kameraman?
afnan hanis!!!!

20. Whose wedding plan would you like to know next.
siapa lg, my frens...safwan, n smua la.

i wanna tag:.safwan, kak long, sape lg erk?? sape yg rajen tue watla.

tagged by afeze

1. bekas bf saya adalah : senior denin

2. saya sedang mendengar ?: S club 7(never had a dream come true)~already addicted to this song!!!

3. mungkin saya patut: tdo?? maybe.....

4. saya suka :menghabiskan duwet!!!

5. sahabat-sahabat baik saya : semua yg saya sebut dlm blog saya..yg x disebut, saya sentiasa mengingati anda.

6. saya tak faham : bila org gila tgk saya.

7. saya kehilangan : kehilangan masa bersama my beloved family. so sad. :(.

8. ramai yang berkata : 'sufi sombong' (lantak aku la! ahahaha!! juz joking!!).

9. makna nama saya : nurulsufi- cahaya org2 beriman

10. cinta itu adalah : funny and strange.

11. di suatu tempat, seseorang sedang: cakap sorang2. gile pe. maybe ckp ngan hp(gne handsfree)

12. saya akan cuba : x de cube cube. wat je trus

13. ayat SELAMANYA membawa maksud :ALLAH-mmg selamanya...

14. telefon bimbit saya : sngt ketinggalan zaman. ahahahaha!!!

15. bila saya terjaga dari tidur : cube ingt balek aku mmp ape tadik.

16. saya paling meluat apabila : org yg suke merungut.

17. pesta/parti adalah : menyeronokkan!!!!

18. haiwan yang paling comel yang saya pernah temui ialah : ateh, ateh, ateh

19. peringkat umur yang paling menyeronokkan bagi saya ialah : kanak kanak- x yah pkir ape2..

20. hari ini : friday..

21. malam ini saya akan : pkir esok nk wat pe, nk mkn ngan sape, nk mkn kt mane..

22. esok pula saya akan : siapkan assignment la. ape lg??

23. saya betul-betul inginkan : saya kuasai ENGLISH sepenuhnya!!!.

24. ketika anda lihat wajah anda di hadapan cermin pagi ini: ade rupe nk jadik cikgu...

25. pusat membeli-belah atau arked permainan: permainan?? x suke! saya cuma suka shopping aja.

26. Makanan Barat atau Jepun : mskan mak saya!! uwaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! rindu banget!!!

27. bilik yang terang atau gelap: samar samar. tidak suka terlalu terang sbb buleh tensionkan otak.

28. bestfrend ever ? NURUL SYAFIQAH BINTI MOHD. YUSOF(di mana kamu?? saya rindu kamu....)

i wanna tag : name yg slalu saya sebot dlm blog ini.

isi masa lapang,

there's nothing much happened today.
juz had a good chat with my lecturer, Miss Khon.
kinda very nice person, make me clear what is LDV about!!

so, 4 my foundation, got to work hard.
she shared her experience with us.
so, sedikit sebanyak memberi pengajaran n pelajaran 4 FP (tesl) 1.4

1 more thing la to share with u all.
my grammar is very bad.
ahaha!!
so, jgn ketawa ketawa mengejek kpd saya ea.
saya masih dlm proses pembelajaran.

so, jgn jeles ble saya da pndai!
ahahaha!!

kerek je.
so, got to start my journal now.
so, after 5 taun, ble i baca blek my journal, leyh ketawa guling2 tgk my gammatical mistakes.

can't imagine.
so kids, i'm going to be ur teacher .
ahahahahaaha!!!
berangan!

sronok kn berangan.
so, had a very nice dnner with denin tadik.
mkn2 smbil memikirkan masa depan.
berbohong sket, ngumpat sket (sorry feze, refe n haney )

kite saje berborak aja.
so, tomoro got maths, ES(with Mr. Aslam!!!), n learning support.

act, can't wait 4 Mr. Aslam lecture tomoro.
msti best gle la.
x sabar nk jadik a very jiwang n emotional gurl tomoro.
just for 50 mnutes!
so, hargainya!!
love u Mr. Aslam!

so, tdik nampak Kak Alia.
best gle la jmpe dye.
act, admire her.
hehe.
dala jadik akak angkat tuk klas kteorang.
Kak Alia n Kak Munirah.
so, chaiyok chaiyok di UK nanti ea!!!

so, that's all 4 tonite n today,
tomoro taip agy la.
tata all!!!

hawa tak de keje....(tagged by hawa)

Firstly: If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own blog and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.
Secondly: Tag people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.

Who sleeps in bed next to you?
hurm. atira .rumate aku.

Have you ever lied to a teacher to get out of a deadline?
keje biase.

What kind of books do you read?
buku yg memberi manfaat (konon nyelah...)

Best day of the week?
jumaat. penghulu hari (abes klas awal..aku mmg suke!!)

What's really creepy?
LDS (grammar) x sukeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Who is your celebrity crush?
sume celebrity same je. ( no komen on this oke!!)

What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
MJ's songs. ( u r not alone)

What are you listening to right now?
love like this by natasha beddingfield.

What did you eat for lunch today?
Rice + fried sotong + sayur sayuran + bebola yg pnjng (x tawu name dye ape)

What websites do you always visit when you go online?
Facebook, blogspot, myspace,friendster, u tube, tagged, hi5

What was the last thing you bought?
lunch tadik. rm5.00. mahal nk mampus.

What was the cutest thing you've seen today?
myself in the mirror.hahahaha(ini hawe yg taip kt blog dye.)
plg comel..haris kowt (sbb x pnah nmpak dye begitu tension today!! sorry sbb susahkan awak ea haris)

What is your zodiac sign?
libra la weyh!!!!

Do you want to learn another language?
yes of course la!!! spanish especially.

5 things you can't live without.
Allah, jasad, roh, family, and teknologi(hp, lappie n bla bla bla)

If you could meet anyone now, who would you meet?
rakan2 yg kluar ngan saya pada ari ahad menonton skrip 7707 (dnin, hawa,refe,feze,khairil,nawa, syazwan)

What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
nape perlu marah marah????

What are you looking forward to?
spent my life for the good 4 everyone.(baek kn i????)

Say something to the person who tagged you:
how's feze???? ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

and i am tagging
safwan, kak long, wajdi, sesape jela yg smpat melawat blog saya ini.

wekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!

tag. dr. miss. salwa.

Peraturan nak jawab tag ni ialah:
1. Copy badge "2009 Cute's 3logger Award" untuk diletakkan di blog anda.




2. Link/ceritakan kembali siapa yang memberikan award ini kepada anda.

salwa yg genius! haha!!

3. Setiap blogger mesti menyatakan 10 fakta/hobi diri sendiri sebelum memilih penerima award seterusnya (anda di-tag).

• suka nyanyi
• dengo lagu
• gayut ngan kengkawan
• addicted to cats
• mmg suka kasut
• suka makan
• suka tdo
• suka main
• fotogewdix
• suka org laki yg muka chinese chinese oke~

hehe.
mai kita pekena org plak!!

• syuhada
• cekadak
• wajdi(aku ase dia ta wat)
• safwan
• jaja
  
• sesape jela..

tagged. by. cik. syud.

hehe.
act, tuk followers dye.

aku sbg one of her followers.
aku rembat je tag neyh.
act, lme ta maen tag tag neyh.
syok plak.
:))

Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head.
Don't read the questions until you write the names of the 5 people.
No cheating please!

• arefe
  
• nur JAJA!
• afeze
  
• ucop(aku lupe nk wish bufday dye)
• matriks -KMP
  

Reminder : Don't read ahead unless you fill above names first!

Question 1 : How do you meet 1?
arefe?? i think we met via fs. haha! naseb! he's kinda nice fren n gila sewel sket la. haha!

Question 2 : On the Scale of 1 - 10, how you rate your
relationship with no 1
owh. he's my best fren. my best buddy. (betoi ka??) so..i kasik 8/10. lg 2 tuh spare!

Question 3 : How long have you known 4?
sejak die entered my beloved maktab, MAKTAB RENDAH SAINS MARA KUBANG PASU. act, he's my junior yg plg best n agak gila! very nice. n aku mmg lupe nk wish bufday dia!!!
he's kinda nice. lme da knal. sejak 2008. *mish his smile damnly**

Question 4 : How do you know number 3?
opcoz melalui my buddy arefe. itu kan twin dia! mula knal kt ym la. then, mespace. then, sms. then, jmpak jela. then, aku tataw suda. :) agak gile n mmg gle orgnya yeah. sewel sket sket. suda berpunya (aiceh! aku ta smpat!) always be cool. suka senyum tyg gg. then, suka gelak. agak macho orgnya.mmg baek.baek ati, baek jantung, baek hempedu. segala galanya lah. tp, kinda loklaq sket bdak neyh. haha! suka aty dia larh! haha!

Question 5 : Where 5?
haha! ngot nget. opcoz la kt perlis! KMP- kolej matrikulasi perlis. haha! destinasi seterusnya.

Question 6 : A Fact about number 1?(aku letak byk facts!)

• kinda sewel guy
• kinda nice + sweet + mnja mnja gitu guy.
  
• minat DC gila babeng (fanatik gla)
• kinda jealousy guy(dia yg ckp)
• penakut! haha!!! (terbukti)
• baek aty
  
• agak sengal (dia neyh suka mrepek gak!)
• gila gila fren n sewel juz like his twin la.
• kuat ketawa!

Question 7 : Who is no 4 going out with?
eh, dia skola maaa.. mne de aweks aweks neyh! so, maybe kuar with his budddy la. classmates kew, cikgu kew. ntah!!!

Question 8 : What does no 1 do for living?
haha! pelik je soklan. dye mna keje. cume skdar membantu di kedai parents dia kowt. msih di bwh jagaan parents. so, mntak duwet sma mama abah jew!!

Question 9 : Would you live with number 3?
hahahhahahhaha!! tabley imagine aku idup ngan uncle fze yg crazy!. maybe tak kowt. we r just frens. live together?? no way! haha!

Question 10 : What do you like about no 2?
hurm. lots!

• seorang yg mmg crazy
• sngt sngt crazy!
• semangat yg tggi
• tataw malu( neyh part aku plg suka)
• always be frankly.
• manja?? maybe la..
• always happy
  
• tue je kowt.

Question 11 : Do you miss number 5?
rndu mende. jmpe pown blum. hahahha! maybe i will. hahahaha!!

Question 12 : Would you make out with number 4?
make out mnde neyh??? adessss!!

Question 13 : What's your opinion of number 2?
opinion??? belambak. dye neyh gila, sewel, crazy! tembam fren! *smuga dia cpat kurus* hahaha! dia neyh mmg crazy kay! tue jela.


Question 14 : What is your fav memory with number 5?
haha! tade memory agy la. bru nk pegi esnen neyh. adesssss~~~~


Question 15 : What would you do if number 1 going out with number 2?
haha! parah neyh!! kontroversi. dala no 2 suka no 1. no 1 suka ta sma no 2?? no komen! haha! i will join dorang lepak lepak together. hahahaha!!~ *dlam aty bertny, dorang neyh ada skandal kew?? kuar ta ajak aku!! *

Question 16 : ever had a long conversation with number 5?
adoiyai!! blum. akan dtg la!! hahaha~

Question 17 : have you ever slept at number 2's house?
pnah!! 2 nytes kay! bes gle. walopown mlm tuh aku mrepek je ngan no 2 tuh! bes banget seyh!!

Question 18 : Do you hang out with number 3 often?
jrg kay! bru sekali lepak ngan die. kt KFC kulim!! haha! lpas neyh plan nk lepak lepak agy with him. nk gelak ketawa besar! mkn besar! his treat! hahahha! so evil~

Question 19 : Who do you known the longest?
jaja kowt. if i'm not mistaken la!! knal dr awal 2007. hehe.

Question 20 : How often do you talk to number 1?
tiap tiap ari pown ckp. melalui phone, sms, mms, ym, mespace, fs. tue la. mcm wajib lak tiap tiap ari. hahaha~~

Question 21 : What about number 2?
same as no1. tp, afta diz, maybe jrg coz both of us nk smbung study di matriks kay!

Question 22 : Have you ever thought 3 more than a friend?
he' s like my uncle. uncle plg hot! hahaha! no la. he's only my fren. ta pnah pkir lebey kay such as my boy (oi! ko jgn nk perasan kay. dia suda berpunya). hahaha!! he will always be my crazy fren. kan kan uncle fze???

Question 23 : May be you want to go out for a date with number 5?
mmg terpakse date. start dr 11/5 kay! aih. haha!

Question 24 : Do you dream about number 2?
aku mmp dye jadik monster. mmg sewel. hahaha!! *layak la tuh dye jadik monster* hahaa~

Question 25 : What did number 4 did to you that you never forget?
his smile. always sweet. mcm madu gula coklat! hahhaa! plg tabley lupa, he always tarik jari jari dia di hujung meja n said like a gurl. *korang leyh bygkan ke? i think, aku ngan jaja je leyh bygkan*

Question 26 : What have you done to number 1 that he/she never forget?
i think, mse 1st time we met la. mmg ta sngka leyh jmpak dia! hahaha! sweet moments.

Question 27 : What is number 3's hobby?
aku ase snap gambo, play tennis, mrepek mrepek, on9. tue kowt!! :))

who do you want to tag :
hehe. jeng jong jung!

• 1st, smua yg usha blog aku.
• 2nd, smua followers aku (except miss syud kay)
• 3rd, all ma frens kay!
• 4th, sesape je yg ternampak bnde neyh.
• 5th, sesapa yg sudi.

aku ta paksa kay! no force force! aku baek aty, jantung, hempedu smua la. ok!

*act, nk wat tag neyh sbb tataw nk update blog. then, nk lepas tension dlu sblum masuk matriks kay!! so, sesape nk wat, aku alu alukan. ikowt suka jantung korang la!*

award. award~

haha~

kali neyh award dr cik syuhada agy.
*aku yg mntak.*
haha~

sesaje.

nk tmbah koleksi dowh~

hehe.
so, ada 2 awards aw.
nie yg 1st.

1st award (act, nie yg 2nd from cik syud)




2nd award



ha.

nie larh awards tuh~
chantek an??
shuke shuke~
:)
so, spe nk amek, amek jela.
especially my followers n frens k~
lurve u all~
shayunk kamu smua~
:k

so, kpd cik syuhada, sufi kasik bnde neyh kat kamu yeah.
:)

kisah. suami. isteri.

Sepasang kekasih sedang asyik memadu asmara di tepi sebuah tasik, sambil berbual-bual mesra...

Makwe: bang, andaikata saya menjadi bintang...

Pakwe: abang kan jadi Ultramannya

Makwe:kenapa pulak, sepatutnya abg jadi bulan purnamalah

Pakwe:Salah tu, kan ultraman ada bintang kepunyaannya

Makwe: gitu... kalau saya jadi bunga

Pakwe: Abang jadi tukang kebunnya

Makwe: Kenapa bukan kumbang

Pakwe: Sebab kumbang keje dia hanya menghisap madu..sedangkan tukang kebun kerjanya menyiram dan membaja bunga tu setiap hari

Makwe: Wah! hebatnya abg nie... begitu pandai berkata-kata

Setelah puas berbicara dan bergurau senda, bangunlah pasangan kekasih tersebut untuk bersiar-siar... tiba2 si makwe tersepak sebatang tunggul kayu, dan jatuh tersembam ke tanah...bedebik!!!!!! macam nangka busuk daa!!!!

Makwe: Aduh!!!! sakiknya be, (awek tu rupanya minah kelate)

Pakwe: Cilako! punyo tunggul kayu... .buto ko!!!!!, tak nampak ko oghang nak lalu(rupa2nya si pakwe tu orang N9)... sayang takde apa2 ke?

Makwe: Takde sikit je bang... cuma luka sikit jer dahi nie

Pakwe:Nasib baik tunggul kayu, kalau orang tadi memang nahas abg kejekan.

Memang telah ditakdirkan jodoh mereka berdua... selang beberapa bulan selepas itu pasangan kekasih ini pun mendirikan rumahtangga... 2 tahun kemudian, si isteri teringat kembali kisah yang lalu sewaktu membawa anak mereka bersiar-siar di tasik yang sama ketika bercinta dahulu, mau baca lagi ka?? >
Klik sini ..

Isteri: Bang, ingat lagi tak tempat nie?

Suami: Masakan abg boleh lupa

Isteri: Kalau saya jadi bintang

Suami: Abang jadi beginilah

Isteri: Kenapa bukan Ultraman...

Suami: Kat Malaysia mana ada Ultraman... kat Jepun adalah... apa lah awak nie

Isteri: Kalau saya jadi bunga

Suami: Abang jadi beginilah

Isteri: Apa abg nie... cakaplah betul2

Suami: Apo kono eh dongan ekau nie... dah buang tebiat ko, tak nampak anak kito tu... .kalau dah abg jadi Ultraman ngan ntah apo apo ntah laie, sapo nak bagi makan kek anak kito tu... .yang mengado-ngado nak jadi bintang tu buek apo

Isteri: Abe nie tok supo dulu... .tok rometik lasung, mete2 la saya nie doh tok comey lagi...

Suami: Takdo nak romantik kosmetik do... .

Selepas puas duduk sambil berbalah, maka berjalan pulanglah keluarga tersebut... .tiba2 si isteri tadi tersepak sebatang tunggul kayu(mungkin tunggul yg sama), lalu jatuh gedebuk!!!! ke tanah...

Isteri: Aduh abe sakik nyo!!!!!

Suami: Apo kono eh awak nie... .buto ko, punyo bosa tunggul tu tak nampak ko!!!!!!!!!!

haha! gambo neyh pown gelak je~

p\s = mase bercnte, romantik kosmetik. ble da kawen, lu pkirla sndri ye...

jum! perah otak!!!~

hehe. aku ase bosan banget rini. so jmpak la ngan teka teki neyh. lawak gak. cam hampeh tol. so, bace la. n jawabbbb!! hahaha

1. Dalam Banyak2 air,air apa yg paling berani?
2. Banyak- banyak binatang...binatang apa keluar haid...
3. Dlm bnyk2 binatang..... bntg ape yg bertelur dan beranak.....kira 2 alam la
4. Kalau anda ni semuanya pandaiiii cuba teka, banyak-banyak sungai, sungai apa yang paling berat?
5. Kereta dengan motor, mana lebih tua?
6. Dlm banyak- banyak pokok,pokok apa yg baik hati?
7. Ni dia satu lagi teka teki dari aku..huruf jawi apa yang ada angin...
8. kasut apa yang paling keras?
9. Sebuah bas telah berhenti secara mendadak kerana hampir terlanggar seekor katak.apakah yang akan turun dahulu selepas pemandu itu behenti?
10. Antara huruf A hingga Z,banyak-banyak huruf tu..mane huruf yang boleh kahwin ...ahhh sape dapat jawab????
11. Kalau korang pandai math, 5 orang cina tolak 3 orang india , jadi apa?
12. Ada 3 biji limau kendian di bahagi kepada 3 bahagian..lepas tu dibagi pulak pada 3 org..baper seorang dapat ?...kes kes kes kes korang mesti lemah IQ kan ..
13. benda apa kalau naik tak turun dah?
14. KENAPA TAYAR BELAKANG KENDERAAN SELALU BOTAK DAHULU DARIPADA TAYAR HADAPAN?
15. cuba teka, mouse komputer , jantan ke betina?
16. Ada sekor gajah dan sekor kancil,berjalan2 dalam hutan.Suatu ketika,mereka terjumpa sebuah titi. Semasa kancil menaiki titi tersebut, titi tersebut runtuh.Kancil telah patah kaki. Gajah pula patah.........
17. Dalam banyak banyak lembu,lembu apa yang semua petani cari
18. Hidupan apa didalam laut paling tua.
19. Cube teka ye benda apa apabila kita berdiri dia baring, bila kita baring dia berdiri.......?
20. Banyak2 ikan, ikan apa yang pemalu...
21. ANDAIKATA ANDA TERJUMPA MAYAT MANUSIA DAN BANGKAI HAIWAN YANG MANA SATU ANDA PERLU TUTUP DAHULU?
22. APAKAH BENDA YANG KITA POTONG IA TETAP AKAN PANJANG?

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jawapannya ialahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~ jeng jeng jeng!!~

1. Ha.Ha.Ape bende tu?! Kalau nak tahu, jawapan yg sebenarnye ialah air terjun..sebab dia berani terjun!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!!!
2. jwpn: kura-kura..ala tu pun tak tahu...keluar HEAD....tak paham jugak.ala kepala le
3. .niiii..... ha jwp2.... ...siput babilaaaaa.....ye la siput bertelur...babi beranak.....
4. Jawapannya ialah Sungai Besi...Ha...ha...ha..
5. jawapannya adalah motor,sebab motor pakai tongkat..
6. jwpn dia pokok pisang sebab dia keluarkan jantung dia
7. huruf TA dan YA laa... kan jadi TAYAR tu
8. Kasut batu..salah maa.. kasut BATA laaaa...muhahaha..lawak ka?
9. jawapannya ialah meter bas tulah
10. jawapannya ialah...huruf i ngan u lerrr..hehehehehe.nih antara
    pasangan bercinta lerrr ..hehehehe.
11. orang india tu jatuh lah.... keh keh keh!!
12. jawapannya sorang dapat sebiji limau ler..sbb sama gak ko potong atau
    tak...hehehhe mesti dapat sorang sebiji
13. jwpn dia umur la.ish...ish..
14. SEBABNYA IALAH DIA SELALU MEMIKIRKAN KENAPA DIA TIDAK DAPAT MEMECUT TAYAR HADAPAN
15. jawapannye betina ler..pasal dia pakai pad.hehe (ceh, mcm lucah je)
    
16. Gajah patah apa rasanya ya???? Gajah PATAH BALIK kot!
17. lembu yang hilang lah . kalau tak hilang siapa lah ada masa nak kisah pasal lembu
18. .jawapannya udang sebab dia sudah bongkok dan berjanggut..ha--ha--ha--ha--
19. jawapannye tapak kaki la......
20. jawapan nyer :ikan sardin.sebab nyer dier duduk dlm tin..
21. JAWAB..JAWAB JGN TAK JAWAB..DUA-DUA..SALAHLA.. TAK TAHU..TENTULAH HIDUNG
22. .HA JAWAPANYA MESTILAH KACANG PANJANG KAN. TAKKANLAH DAH POTONG KITA KENA PANGGIL KACANG PENDEK TAK SESUAI TAU. hehe.. ..
    
    ngot nget nye soalan. cam hampeh je. so ape korang rase?? aku da rase hot! haha~~ so, njoy jela dr aku. aku sbnarnye buhsan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    
    

aku. mmg. muka. kena. tagged. haha! padan muka!

ATTENTION
* Once you've been tagged you are supposed to write a note with 16 random things, facts, habits or goals about you.
* At the end, choose 16 people to be tagged.
* You have to tag the person who tagged you
* If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

• pakai spek.
• ta tinggi ( mmg spesies pendek)
• sejak dua menjak neyh, jadik brung antu( tdoq lwt)
• aku suka berkawan la
• suka chatting
• suka mrapu dlm blog aku neyh (maap ya)
• mmg suka mengadap pc yang usang neyh (cian dia..terpaksa bekerja keras demi tuannya)
• nak kata pandai, ta sangat.
• ordinary jerk!
• pnah fall in love (wahahahaa)
• aku suka baca novel (walopown novel yang sama )
• kalau aku tension, mmg mempengaruhi jiwa otak aku yang kering.
• aku mmg suka barang barang wanita (handbag, kasut..n bla bla bla)
• sape yang ta knal aku, mmg kata aku sombong sbb aku bkn jenis suka mula tegur org, so org tuh yang kna tegur aku dlu.
• suka pakai bedak sejuk (wohoho!) sejak muka aku neyh byk jerawat sbb tdo lwt sngt..
• aku suka kucenkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! tu yang penting!

meh meh jwb tagged neyh!

1. kak long cekadak
2. bro waj waqi
3. bro nafis
4. safwan
5. afnan
6. shakina
7. salwa(wahahaha)
8. aini
9. remy
10. intan
11. and smua yg visit my blog
    

aku. ditagged. kali. keempat.

Apakah benda paling penting dalam hidup kamu?

IC (tanpanya, aku digelar PATI)
handphone murahan aku
novel novel aku
kucenk aku ( moni, mona, pak tam, leo susanto dan byk agy)
duwetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!

Apakah benda terakhir yang kamu beli dengan duit sendiri?

maggi kowt.

Di manakah tempat impian perkahwinan kamu?

eh, kat hotel kokak ckupla..wakakaa!!

Berapa lama hubungan kamu berkekalan?

hubungan apa neyh?? kalau kawan, harap berkekalan. kalau kekasih, sampai ke jinjang pelamin n sampai ke syurga. uyoooo.

Adakah kamu dilamun cinta?

tidak.

Di manakah restoran terakhir kamu makan malam?

Sue Manja.

Namakan buku terakhir yang kamu beli?

Panduan Peperiksaan Maktab Perguruan (buhsannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn)

Apakah nama penuh kamu?

NURULSUFI BINTI KAMARUDIN

Kamu lebih senang dengan mak atau ayah?

abah. sng aku nak bodek nak dptkan mknan. hoho!~

Namakan seseorang yang kamu ingin berjumpa untuk pertama kalinya dalam hidup anda?

hurm. ntah. anda kowt.

Sebutkan 7 sabahat PALING rapat dengan anda?

woho. asanya sorang ja yang rapat.

1. nurul syafiqah
2. pkah
3. nurul
4. giant
5. p-ka
6. iqa
7. syaf

Adakah kamu mencuci pakaian kamu sendiri?

yala. masuk jala dlm mesin, then, on power button. then, biarkan mereka ngan urusan mereka. aku p tgk tebi. da selesai, aku jemuq la.


Tempat yg paling seronok kamu mahu pergi

ntah. paradise. bla bla bla..

5 perkara tentang org yang tag kamu

SITI SALWA!!!

1. pandai wo.
2. ramah.
   
3. baik.
4. kecik ja orgnya.
5. pandai bergaya

Tag 5 orang

1. kak long cekadak
2. bro waj waqi
3. bro nafis
4. safwan
5. afnan
   

sebenarnya, aku ta paksa. tapi, just to have some fun. wohooooooooooooooooo!
just dance.. lala!

omg.! aku kna tagged lagi. adesh!!!

I WEAR THESE

1. Copy title kat atas tu.
2. Buat satu sedikit "kenyataan" tentang "Outfit" kegemaran korang,macam pendahuluan.
3. Cari "Outfit" kegemaran korang kat "Google Image Search"
4. Tak kire la ape segala occasion yang korang suke pakai macam gi party ke, gig ke, berak ke.
5. segale pakaian mestilah start dari kepale hingge ke kaki.tak kire la brape banyak pon. accessories pon boleh,yang rare,mane-mane pon boleh.janji termasuk dalam kategori pakaian.
6. letak caption kat setiap gambar.macam brand ke,lagi best kalo ngan harge skali.
7. lastly,buat kesimpulan tentang outfit favourite korang.lantaklah kalau korang ni perasan ke.

8. pedajal 6 orang member korang dengan menge"tag" mereka.=D

wohooooooooooo~ apesal korang suka main tagged tagged neyh! wakaka! papehal pown , ilek je. jom! haha! sronok lak aku. ok. jom mula.(sebenarnye, aku baru prasan yang aku kna tagged by salwa)

• aku mmg ta suke pkai jeans. ase mcm.................... ouch!
• jadik, aku memilih slack wanita je. tapi, sekali beli slack, maw beratus habes. cis!
• gelang. aku mmg pkai gelang (pink puteh) nampak cam simple. tapi, satu gelang neyh, berharga RM4.80 taw ta. klu dua maknanya, RM 9.60. hehe.. nampak cam simple gle. aku beli kat Aneka kat Jitra tyme outing. haha! seminggu sblom Annual Dinner KP. haha!
• klu duk umah, aku pkai seluar yang nipis tapi ta jarang la. ala mcm seluar tdo, tapi tade katun katun.plain je. hehe. sng sket nk wat kje umah (ceh, mcm rajin)
• baju lak, klu duk umah, t-shirt je. tp, not dark colour. panas!!!
• kalau keluar, aku prefer baju yang melebihi punggung(of cos la). ta kesah la mcm mna pown. jnji, nampak mcm muslimah n menutup aurat of cos la cayunk....
  
• tdung plak, slalunya sedondon la ngan baju aku. jnji, sng bentuk. wakaa!
• aksesori..slalunya, gelang la. n cincin. tapi, aku nak cube pkai rantai labuh lak. wakaka! (mcm macik)
• handbag. wajib! hehe. handbag feveret aku, wane putih. ta suke wane lain. sbb putih matching ngan wana lain la kan. aku bwk handbag sbb nak letak purse, kamera, hp.. huhu! byk bnde.
• kasut lak, aku suke kasut yang plain je but lady type. tuk high heels lak, kalau ada function jela aku pkai. tp, 2 inchies ja. lbey lbey, takut jatuh. wakaka! tapi, aku suke kasut puteh la. niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee! tapi, cepat kotor. haha!

owh. mmg ta diajar tuk memakai jeans dr kecik smpai remaja. haha!

yaya! ayu wooo..



owh. chanteknya. wish mine!

t-shirt kalo duk umah




nie plak kalo ada function or nak jalan jalan



nie plak tdung, aku suke tdung yang selendang tuh. hehe. lawa wooooo.


hoho~ nie aku baru nak berjinak. nak kate mhl, tade la mhl sngt kan. kalau setakat yang fancy fancy tuh. hehe. brand hape hape pown tape arh.


hoho~ lbey kurang mcm nielah rupa handbag aku. jenama apa ntah. aku da lupe. haha! murah je kowt. RM43.00. haha! janji rock! eh, silap, janji ayuuuuuuuuuuu. hoho!~


ha. nie kasut kalo nak p majlis mana mana. hehe. woho. lawo!





nie plak dikala bersantai..

nie plak pijama aw. hehe. wakaka! aku tataw ape motif aku letak gamba neyh. tp, aku suke baju neyh. baju tidur. hihi~

jadi, mereka meraka di bawah ini kne wat la bnde nyeh.

• kak long cekadak
• bro waj waqi
• bro nafis
• remy
• tak kompom
• safwan
  

the conclusion is, aku pkai baju yang menutup aurat kewanitaan aku ( cewah ) haha! dan ta terlalu menyusahkan aku la. haha! kalau byk sngt aksesori, lemas lak dibuatnya.